Sex Watch 2009
I thought sex watch made it sound more exciting like a hurricane is a comin’. As I have said MANY times Hubs never wants sex. Sat night I informed him that i wanted sex this weekend. This isn’t new-I tell him every weekend I want some nookie! Anyhooo, he grabbed my boob!! Well this is the international sign for “let’s get it on”. Apparently hubs doesn’t know the international sign as ummmmm still no nookie! I was so hopeful, I even SHUT MY LAPTOP! Yup that is serious. So sunday night I break out the big guns – porn. What guy doesn’t want sex after viewing porn? I probably ruined the porn as I found it really funny and not at all sexy. She went to the store and got a magazine but nothing for him. He was annoyed.She said sorry and showed him her boobs (nice ones) and then proceeded to give him a blow job “cause you can’t get that at the store”. Massive eyeball rolling and laughing on my part may not have been a turn on. Don’t misunderstand I love porn, I have no problem watching it even though I am a girl/woman. So we are almost at 15 months let’s see what happens!
