How to get a hit
No, not a record or a poor pop star in a bad relationship but a hit on somebody reading my shit. I discovered unless I am discussing sex no one cares. Thank GOD I love sex cause maybe if i discuss masturbation in detail my website will be a hit. Yes I do it, Yes I do it daily. Yes I would do it several times a day except I can only do it if no one is home as I do have kids. Yes, I am a pervert AND a mommy. I hope this doesn’t make me a mommy blogger cause if my kids read anything I type I will shit myself.
So does anyone want me to tell them when I stumble on free porn? s
Why do people think woman don’t like porn? We ( I mean me) just hate BAD porn. I prefer to toss a story aside to make room for the sex, hopefully nasty dirty sex. The whole oops I am naked and had no idea that a repairman (cable,dishwasher,washing machine etc) was in my house and here I am naked and shimmery from my shower. Well, since you saw me naked I should let you fuck me because that is just the decent thing to do and you sir are fucking hot. Unless it is girl on girl porn then she is fucking hot in a way better way. I prefer the idea of… oh let’s let that thought linger for another day I need to call the pool guy again. I don’t have a pool but ummmm never mind.
