Mistress Amanda
I am thinking of getting a job. I prefer to have the minions call me mistress amanda while they worship my natural no silicone dd boobs.
So do you think I will get the job at the car dealership?
2 different people
I think I have multiple personalities. I wonder if I should go to the doctor but then I think oh, what of the other personalities already went? THAT would be embarrassing! I am my mother’s daughter, I never curse, always say thank you and try to be all that she wants me to be. I am a Mother myself so I teach the kids not to curse and always say thank you plus clean up after themselves. I am a wife. I cook , clean, pretend to care about his day and do laundry. I am also none of those things. I like to curse and sometimes when my mother talks my brain is thinking FUCK YOU MOM. When the hubby is talking for hours about his shitty job and I am nicely nodding saying poor baby but I am really thinking FUCK YOU SHUUUUT UP. When I am being a housewife I am thinking this would be more fun if I got spanked for being naughty and someone was screwing me on the nice warm laundry I am folding. So am I normal or should one of my personality call the doc?
Shit, is he cheating?
So according to http://pdbjz.blogspot.com/ who goes by the blog name Regardez-moi if the hubby won’t have sex with you
1. mistress in room
2. mistress elsewhere but exists
3. Gay
OK well now I am worried because that man wouldn’t fuck me if I paid him. Trust me I tried!!!!!
I am starting to get somewhat desperate as if I continue my “self care” I am gonna have carpel tunnel syndrome to bad to cruise the Internet for porn! OK I am kidding, no I am NOT. He is perfectly fine for me to do all the work but a blow job for one does not a sex life make. I want pounding hot sweaty sex. The kind where you fall off the bed and don’t notice. That is what I want. Today I bought a pair of 4 inch heels. Is he fucking me? no, but he said the heels were sexy soooooooo I am hopeful. 20 bucks says he’ll want a blow job and then go to sleep!
Movie Star freedom or How to ruin your marriage in one conversation
Do you and your spouse play the free game. You know, 5 people you can have sex with without it messing up your marriage. I asked my hubbs who he would like to fuck if there was complete freedom. He said”no one” ok let me get this straight you not only don’t wanna have sex with me – the wife- but not even a movie star, tv star or random reality star with no brains but tupperbowl boobs?????? um ok well I have some then. I would prefer to sleep with the person who said love,honor and cherish but due to the fact whenever I ask he begins to vomit and breaks out in hives I guess his answer is no. well actually it is HELL NO WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU. I think next marriage I will look at sex addicts anon to find someone.
So my first choice like anyone is Angie yes she will cut you in a fight but I bet she is an animal in the sack!
Next is Megan. I have a theory that she is a time traveling angie from the past. She also looks like she will kick your ass but that you WILL enjoy it!
So my next choice is the yummy brendon I have decided as Megan has proved time travel is possible to choose the Brendon from The Mummy – the first one before they fucked with the franchise.
My final choice is both young Johnny and Now Johnny as He is and will always be HOTT but I remember him from 21 jump street and He was my first faux love.
If Life’s a bowl of cherries then why am I always in the pits?
I have 2 adorable kids and a hubby that hates me. This is a no name place where I can say whatever I want. Sometimes I love my life so maybe I will mention the funniest crap ever. I got a new lube today – it is flavored,strawberry- I put some on my hand to taste it to see if it is gross. I told my hubby it tastes fine but lubbyish he said “like the restaurant” I laughed so hard I may have peed myself. My husband has zero sense of humor, he never jokes around. Every time I make a joke he looks at me like I am fucking nuts. That was nice for him to be funny I must confess. But I bet that is the last time that lube gets used, shit now I am depressed again.
